Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. More one-liner jokes at http://www.positivpeople.com.
How is it possible to have a ‘civil’ war? More crazy questions at http://www.positivpeople.com
I farted in the Apple iStore and everyone yelled at me. It’s not my fault they don’t have Windows! More one-liner jokes at http://www.positivpeople.com.
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Don’t wait for people to be friendly, show them how. More quotations at http://www.positivpeople.com
Every time history repeats itself the price goes up. http://ow.ly/i/6gQmU
What do you say if you’re talking to God, and he sneezes? http://ow.ly/i/6gPVi
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. http://ow.ly/i/6gQa6
If we miraculously became the people we hate, how lovable we would find ourselves. http://ow.ly/i/6gQnL