He who forgives ends the quarrel! http:/

He who forgives ends the quarrel! http://ow.ly/i/2bj2p

A picture is worth a thousand words, but

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times the memory.  http://ow.ly/i/2bj1m

If 75% of all accidents happen within 5

If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away? http://ow.ly/i/2biYl

Never forget public ignorance is the gov

Never forget public ignorance is the government’s best friend. http://ow.ly/i/2aKx5

My wife went out shopping and brought ho

My wife went out shopping and brought home the escalator. It was marked down. http://ow.ly/i/2aKvW

Do one legged ducks swim in circles? htt

Do one legged ducks swim in circles? http://ow.ly/i/2aKut

The only job where you start at the top,

The only job where you start at the top, is digging a hole. http://ow.ly/i/2aaJn

What do you call a teacher with no arms,

What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? The Head! http://ow.ly/i/2aaIk

Do illiterate people get the full effect

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? http://ow.ly/i/2aaEG

The creative person is usually rebelliou

The creative person is usually rebellious. He or she is the survivor of a trauma called education. http://ow.ly/i/29C97