Today’s progress was yesterday’s plan.

September 15, 2014

Today’s progress was yesterday’s plan. More quotations at http://www.positivpeople.com

Why do people go to the unemployment off

September 15, 2014

Why do people go to the unemployment office to find a job? More crazy questions at http://www.positivpeople.com

Have you seen the world’s coolest card

September 15, 2014

Have you seen the world’s coolest card trick ever? Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caMor5LJPGk&list=UUKOu-uTWZUgzr__l0NqD_HA

Who was the first person to look at a co

September 14, 2014

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?” http://ow.ly/i/6LTrJ

Don’t you hate it when people answer th

September 14, 2014

Don’t you hate it when people answer their own questions? I do. http://ow.ly/i/6LTzj

Keep quiet and people will think you a p

September 14, 2014

Keep quiet and people will think you a philosopher. http://ow.ly/i/6LTKv

Avoid being impatient. Remember time bri

September 13, 2014

Avoid being impatient. Remember time brings roses. http://ow.ly/i/6LTIY

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th f

September 13, 2014

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor, but book publishers aren’t afraid to have a Chapter 11? http://ow.ly/i/6LTqt

Geology puns rock! http://ow.ly/i/6LTyE

September 12, 2014

Geology puns rock! http://ow.ly/i/6LTyE

I went on a once in a lifetime holiday..

September 12, 2014

I went on a once in a lifetime holiday… Never again! More one-liner jokes at http://www.positivpeople.com.


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