I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double, the barman brought out a bloke who looked just like me. http://ow.ly/i/7gxL2
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? http://ow.ly/i/7gxF9
From the looks not the lips the soul speaks. http://ow.ly/i/7gxzK
Don’t Listen to fools! NEW 1minute Quotes on video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVBK656TVeo
I’ve just founded a band called “The Prevention”. We’re going to be better than “The Cure”! More one-liner jokes at http://www.positivpeople.com.
There is plenty of room at the top – but no place to sit down. More quotations at http://www.positivpeople.com.
Respecting Beliefs – A new 1 minute quote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zya-Xt7I30o&feature=youtu.be
Why is clear considered a colour? More crazy questions, visit http://www.positivpeople.com.
Find the courage to start! 1 Min quick quote video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4mA2dif6hw&feature=youtu.be