Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unles

July 23, 2014

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. More one-liner jokes at http://www.positivpeople.com.

How is it possible to have a ‘civil’ w

July 22, 2014

How is it possible to have a ‘civil’ war? More crazy questions at http://www.positivpeople.com

I farted in the Apple iStore and everyon

July 21, 2014

I farted in the Apple iStore and everyone yelled at me. It’s not my fault they don’t have Windows! More one-liner jokes at http://www.positivpeople.com.

So… have you checked out my 10 Jokes i

July 21, 2014

So… have you checked out my 10 Jokes in 90 Seconds! Just uploaded… and funny! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJu-Qu-UYN8&feature=youtu.be

Don’t wait for people to be friendly, s

July 21, 2014

Don’t wait for people to be friendly, show them how. More quotations at http://www.positivpeople.com

Every time history repeats itself the pr

July 20, 2014

Every time history repeats itself the price goes up. http://ow.ly/i/6gQmU

What do you say if you’re talking to Go

July 20, 2014

What do you say if you’re talking to God, and he sneezes? http://ow.ly/i/6gPVi

You do not need a parachute to skydive.

July 20, 2014

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. http://ow.ly/i/6gQa6

If we miraculously became the people we

July 19, 2014

If we miraculously became the people we hate, how lovable we would find ourselves. http://ow.ly/i/6gQnL

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a t

July 19, 2014

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate is salad. http://ow.ly/i/6gQ7N


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