Why did the scarecrow get promotion? Bec

December 21, 2014

Why did the scarecrow get promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field. http://ow.ly/i/7VEpA

On the 90th day of Christmas, my true lo

December 21, 2014

On the 90th day of Christmas, my true love said to me: “You take Christmas too seriously!

You can never be happy as someone’s oth

December 21, 2014

You can never be happy as someone’s other half unless you can be happy as a whole all on your own. http://ow.ly/i/7VDI3

The main reason Santa is so jolly is bec

December 20, 2014

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live!

My friend was a victim of his own succes

December 20, 2014

My friend was a victim of his own success, his trophy cabinet fell on him. http://ow.ly/i/7VEp2

If you enjoy wasting time, is that time

December 20, 2014

If you enjoy wasting time, is that time really wasted? http://ow.ly/i/7VET4

The saddest thing about betrayal is that

December 20, 2014

The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies. http://ow.ly/i/7VDHw

Santa asked a little girl, “And what wo

December 19, 2014

Santa asked a little girl, “And what would you like for Christmas ?” She stared at him horrified, then gasped: “Didn’t you get my E-mail?”

You can never be happy as someone’s oth

December 19, 2014

You can never be happy as someone’s other half unless you can be happy as a whole all on your own. More quotations at http://www.positivpeople.com.

Whatifwetypedwithnospaces? More crazy qu

December 18, 2014

Whatifwetypedwithnospaces? More crazy questions, visit http://www.positivpeople.com.


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