Why did the scarecrow get promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field. http://ow.ly/i/7VEpA
On the 90th day of Christmas, my true love said to me: “You take Christmas too seriously!
You can never be happy as someone’s other half unless you can be happy as a whole all on your own. http://ow.ly/i/7VDI3
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live!
My friend was a victim of his own success, his trophy cabinet fell on him. http://ow.ly/i/7VEp2
If you enjoy wasting time, is that time really wasted? http://ow.ly/i/7VET4
The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies. http://ow.ly/i/7VDHw
Santa asked a little girl, “And what would you like for Christmas ?” She stared at him horrified, then gasped: “Didn’t you get my E-mail?”
You can never be happy as someone’s other half unless you can be happy as a whole all on your own. More quotations at http://www.positivpeople.com.