What do little birdies see when they get

April 18, 2014

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? More crazy questions at http://www.positivpeople.com

The pessimist complains about the wind,

April 17, 2014

The pessimist complains about the wind, the optimist expects it to change and the realist adjusts his sails. More quotations at http://www.positivpeople.com

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the

April 17, 2014

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
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. More one-liner jokes at http://www.positivpeople.com.

What color is a chameleon on a mirror? M

April 17, 2014

What color is a chameleon on a mirror? More crazy questions at http://www.positivpeople.com

Your level of success, is only pre-deter

April 16, 2014

Your level of success, is only pre-determined, by your level of effort. More quotations at http://www.positivpeople.com

Every time you open a book and read it,

April 16, 2014

Every time you open a book and read it, a tree smiles, knowing there is life after death.More quotations at http://www.positivpeople.com

Why is it called a bust, when it stops r

April 15, 2014

Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after? More crazy questions at http://www.positivpeople.com

If you do what you need, you’re survivin

April 15, 2014

If you do what you need, you’re surviving. If you do what you want, you’re living. More quotations at http://www.positivpeople.com

We remain in the grip of a global econom

April 14, 2014

We remain in the grip of a global economic crisis, 
and all the rivers are still flooding,
 I blame the banks! More one-liner jokes at http://www.positivpeople.com.

Make a candle to get light; read a book

April 14, 2014

Make a candle to get light; read a book to get enlightened. More quotations on http://www.positivpeople.com


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